Creatively Funny

Sausage assassination?




Ah hah~ Camwhores are gonna love this!





I hope this is not your first date, miss...




Doc, you'd better make sure your patients have no heart attacks..

Um, isn't that pointless? Might as well just have a bowl of Soba XD

Modern " Yong Guai Fei"???

o.O

Thomas Edison's gonna hate this...

A Blonde Goes on Who Wants to be a Millionaire XD

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%... No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie."

(hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check.

You have been a great contestant and a real gambler.

Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

Laugh You Lose Signs, Enjoy!

Funny Pets (Pet lovers, you're gonna love this ^^)

"Naw~ I screwed it again!"










"Don't talk to me now, I gotta prepare for ma Physics test tomorrow!"

"Gosh~! That's huuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeee!"

Yea gotcha, dude



You're short, super duper short...

"Mom, dad. Lemme introduce you ma boyfriend, Poppy."

Subway 6 inches cat sandwich?

"Aww~ Papa I've found you~!"

Happy Halloween! (isn't this a bit too late? o.O)

We're lov'in it!

I was sleeping so soundly last night

I didn't realize that I've sprained my hip

*Ouch!*

Now, I ended up in a situation like this:

... T.T

Illusions

Black Hole

This is a pretty neat optical illusion. Kinda like a black hole that you keep getitng depperand deeper into.



Stare into the middle and it appears as though the black hole is enlarging, or that you're falling into it.



Count the Little Black Dots
This has been passed around quite a bit, some of us came across it originally a few years ago though it just popped up in our inbox again.

It's usually known as the "Scintillation Grid", discovered by a chap named Elke Lingelbach of the Institut fur Augenoptik Aalen in Germany and is a modification of an illusion called the Hermann Grid.

Moving Wave

The dots seem to move, even though it is in fact completely still. This wonderful illusion was created by A. Kitaoka in 2004.

Dr. Angry and Mr. Calm

Do you remember the story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Dr Jekyll, the famous scientist, is not all he seems, and the other side of his character - Mr Hyde - is, you will recall, a distinctly nasty piece of work.

Continuing the idea of the two sides of the human character, have a look at the picture above. On the left is Dr Angry, and on the right is Mr Calm.

Now, back away from your computer screen. This effect will work at different distances for different people, but you should see the two characters swap over...! As you come closer to the screen again, they revert to their original characters. Spooky or what!

As optical illusions go, we think this is pretty impressive. A short explanation goes something like this. When we look at an object, we can normally see both fine detail and coarse detail. However when we are close, the fine detail will dominate, and when we are further away, we lose the fine detail, and see more of the coarse detail.

Both of the faces you see above are hybrids - each face is actually a combination of two faces.

The left hand face shows an angry man in fine detail, but within the picture there is also coarse detail of the calm face. Move away, and you lose the fine (angry) detail, and just see the coarse (calm) detail.

The right hand face shows the calm face in fine detail, and the angry face in coarse detail.

This is based on work by Dr Aude Oliva (MIT) and Dr Philippe Schyns (University of Glasgow).



Square
It may look like the two arms of the "X" use different shades of pink, but in fact the whole X only uses a single color.

Tagged 2

1. what's the relationship of you and her/him?
Zhen Yu? Friends, not closed nor open XD


P.S. Amos, your tag is the same as the one below. So... may I skip the others?? ^^